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Pizza Politics

Published by Yuletide on January 8, 2008 in Funny and Politics. 0 Comments Tags: , .

Finally, someone with the guts to say what we’ve all been thinking. If only our political commentators were as insightful as those who write on pizza…

This info has been out there since late last month, but it’s yet another reason why Mitt Romney may not have carried Iowa in the Republican caucus last night. The man must have alienated the pizza partisans in the Hawkeye State:

[From Slice: Did the Politics of Pizza Sink Romney’s Iowa Bid?]

 

And from the original article linked to from the above blog post:

I just can’t imagine the American people electing as president someone who does that to pizza. I’m not saying a president has to have a special knack for eating pizza - what you call “pizza talent” - but he or she has to respect the pizza, and look comfortable with it.

[From Iowa Journal: A Very Foggy Campaign - Achenblog]

From The Onion…

Published by Yuletide on June 21, 2007 in Funny and Metal. 0 Comments

The Onion

Open-Minded Music Lover Likes All Kinds Of Metal

LOGANSPORT, IN—Area music enthusiast Curt Webber, 22, is completely open to enjoying "all kinds" of metal, the self-described eclectic…

Oh, and Lieberman

Published by Yuletide on August 9, 2006 in Funny and Politics. 0 Comments

Yeah… He is way cool:

Speculation seems to be that Lieberman, a closet Republican since 2003, if he’s no longer able to do it in the Senate, aims to help his friend George Bush in any way he can, including splitting the Democratic vote to allow a GOP candidate to win in November.

The question is why Mr. Lieberman, once respected enough by Democrats that he was chosen as their vice presidential candidate, would turn on his party and it’s principles to give such unfailing support to one of the stupidest Republican presidents in the history of that party. The answer, according to political analyst Melvin Gibson is, “Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” But in a time when Americans are slowly waking up to the fact that George W. Bush’s policies are destroying the planet, Mr. Lieberman seems to be out of step with anyone who wants to live.

Mel Gibson clears up that mystery about whether he’s an anti-Semite. By Timothy Noah

Published by Yuletide on July 31, 2006 in Funny and Politics. 0 Comments

Mel Gibson clears up that mystery about whether he’s an anti-Semite. By Timothy Noah

(Here Gibson revealed an anti-Jewish bigotry so all-consuming that he couldn’t even get his ethnic stereotypes straight. The Jews control international banking, Mel. It’s the Irish who control the police.)

Oh, Slate, how I love thee….

U-666

Published by Yuletide on May 22, 2006 in Funny and Reading. 0 Comments

People in my office chuckled a little last week when I told them I had the current winning bid for an old German u-boat that was being hawked on Ebay.

It was a really good deal, $7,000 for some still seaworthy rust bucket that smelled like 27 trolls had filmed 200 porno movies in there. The engine was still in fine shape, and it fired up right away when I pushed the ignition switch. The owner even let me take a test drive of it (since it was moored conveniently close, on Mare Island). A few lessons in sightless navigation later, and we were puttering around the bay at a whopping 12 knots. Despite the post-sex troll stench, I was hooked. Hell, whenever it stops raining out here, I thought, I can at least recoup my investment by donating it to some war museum or another.

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The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches

Published by Yuletide on March 1, 2006 in Funny, Interest and Tech. 0 Comments

The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches

There are few people who love a good console RPG more than I. Games like Final Fantasy, Grandia, and Skies of Arcadia set a standard of majesty and wonder and immersion that American game designers struggle, and usually fail, to match. And yet, as I play the latest masterpiece to come out of Japan I sometimes can’t help the feeling that, somehow, I’ve seen it all before… WARNING! There are spoilers in here for many popular CRPGs. I mean, duh.

hehe this is a hooot!

Stop the ACLU Coalition :: Working Hard to Keep America Safe From the ACLU

Published by Yuletide on February 10, 2006 in Funny and Interest. 0 Comments

Stop the ACLU Coalition :: Working Hard to Keep America Safe From the ACLU

Yes….

Junkola!

Published by Yuletide on November 2, 2005 in Funny and Interest. 0 Comments

Junkola! Welcome to Junkola.com - Total Junk Information
GRRRR… It took 3 voicemails on my dorm room fone before I finally was annoyed enough to call these people and get off their list… and I spoke to a real person too! Incredible!

Americor Financial aka The Lending Group - “Paul Matthews” - calls from “OUT OF AREA” / “OUT OF AREA” (or NUM. BLOCKED / NAME BLOCKED ). Call back numbers given: 800-599-0236 x 4010 or 800-599-0235 x 4010

Hello. This is, uh, Paul Matthews with Americor Financial, at one eight hundred, five nine nine, zero two zero six extension four zero one zero. I am calling up, following up on your mortgage application. I got you preapproved at a one point two five interest rate on a thirty year loan. Uh, please call me asap so I can answer, you know, any and all questions before we this into processing. Again, this is Paul Matthews, with Americor Financial, at one eight hundred, five nine nine, zero two zero six extension four zero one zero. Thanks. (sound of phone hangup)

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